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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Whew, what a crazy week this has been--due mostly to my own stupidity, I'm afraid. I had a 20-store package that was due on November 14 and another one due on December 5. The cover sheets for these were virtually identical. The only thing distinguishing them was the due date, and you can guess what happened. I had the call orders spread out while I was entering them in my own database, and I picked up the wrong one to go out and work on. I had called my contact in the field office on the 14th to ask about something else, and she remarked that she had received the package I sent. "But where is the one that's due today?" she inquired.

"That's what I sent," I said, not understanding what she meant.

"No, you sent the one that was due in December."

My heart sank, because I knew instantly what had happened. What it meant for me was that 20 stores were going to be at least three days late. I've got them worked and turned in now, but it was a hairy three days, driving like crazy through the rugged mountains of western Virginia to get to all of them as fast as possible.

I do have to comment on one of them. Any reader of this blog knows that I love living in the country. I love the quiet, the slower-paced life, the multiple relationships you form when you live near and go to church with and work with the same people. I just love country folk themselves. But there are some occasional drawbacks. One of them is that in remote areas, where people define their location by whom they live near, you can't necessarily depend on their directions.

"Where are you located?" I asked on the phone as I drove out toward Hurley, Virginia. "I have Rt. 631 as your address but I can't find a 631 anywhere in Buchanan County."

"Yep, it's 631," said the twangy male voice. "We're in the Little Pearl community."

"Does that run off 83?" I asked doubtfully, thinking that I recalled seeing a sign for Little Pearl somewhere along Rt. 83.

"Sure does, honey."

I thanked him and hung up and continued. But there was no Rt. 631 that turned off from 83, and no sign that said "Little Pearl." I drove all the way from Grundy to nearly the top of the mountain, long past where anyone with a Hurley address would have been. I couldn't call back because cell phones just don't work out there. So I stopped at another store to ask for directions. "Little Pearl . . . " the clerk said thoughtfully. "Sandra May, isn't that back over Elkins Branch?"

Sandra May agreed that it was, and between the two of them, they managed to tell me where to turn off Rt. 83. I did indeed find the store on the other side of a considerable, and unexpected, up and down drive (I had assumed that Elkins Branch was a stream, not a mountain). Just before the store was a highway number sign, and it became apparent why I hadn't been able to find the highway number before. It was 641, not 631.

"I've got the wrong address for you," I told the store owner, just making conversation. "It should be Rt. 641, but someone typed it in wrong, because my paperwork says 631."

She gave me a strange look. "No, honey, that's right. It's 631."

"But--the sign out there on the road says 641," I protested.

She shrugged. "We don't pay no attention to those," she said. "You need to find us, just say we're in Little Pearl. Anyone can tell you where that is."

I couldn't put that down as their address, of course, since Little Pearl doesn't have its own post office. "I think I have to change it to 641," I said with an apologetic smile, and she gave me one of those looks that country folk bestow on outsiders.

"The ABC man, when he gives me his bill," she said, "it has Rt. 631 on it. So I reckon that's what it is." The implication was clear. If the ABC man could find the store, what was the matter with me?
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