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Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Ah, it was Brad DeLong who used the term "grownup Republicans." I just came across it again on his blog, and remembered.

Brad quotes another of my favorite people, Teresa Nielsen Hayden at Making Light. Left-of-radical-right folk are not that thick on the ground right now, so it's not surprising that the same people keep turning up on other people's blogs. But I always get a little charge out of seeing a familiar name anyway, and feeling a sense of community with people whose only real connection to me is that we know some of the same people. Ain't the internet wonderful.

Teresa links to an online transcript of a Vanity Fair article about Attorney General John Ashcroft. I can't believe that Vanity Fair doesn't mind the open copyright violation here, so just in case they issue a cease and desist order, which they would certainly be within their rights to do, I am going to go buy this issue of the magazine forthwith. But as long as it is online, you might as well enlighten yourselves. John Ashcroft is a scary fellow. Here is one brief excerpt, a description of a dinner party at the governor's mansion while Ashcroft was governer of Missouri.
Visitors to the governor's mansion often found themselves expected to join in prayer, and on one such occasion—it was a dinner gathering of lawyers, waited on (as is customary in the Missouri governor's mansion) by local prisoners who had earned the privilege—Ashcroft gave a family values speech. "In the course of this he said, 'Women in the workforce have become so prevalent that a man's role has been reduced to a sperm donor,'" reports one of the guests.

No one could believe it, says this lawyer. Everyone knew Janet Ashcroft had written a textbook on business law with her husband; indeed, she would later teach law at Washington, D.C.'s traditionally black Howard University. Even their daughter, Martha, was attending law school. And yet, says the dinner guest, "he was serious. He didn't mean to be amusing."

Only the governor's wife appeared unfazed. Perhaps she was used to such opinions. (Last year, she declared in Missouri, "I have to behave myself, and I have to spoil him rotten, and that makes my life unbelievably stressful.") The night of the dinner, she was dressed girlishly, in a floral summer dress, with matching flowery sandals. Her earrings were roses modeled out of pink clay. The young lawyer complimented her on a particularly decorative artifact. "It's bolted down," Janet Ashcroft said meaningfully.

"Bolted down—I'm sure you know who the waiters are," echoed the governor, giving a swift glance at the prisoners, all within earshot, who served them. "You know how they are."

And the waiters? I wonder. What was their reaction?

"Stone-blank," replies the lawyer. "Stone, stone, stone. The waiters, who were all African-American, had to have heard. I love to pray, but what business did we have praying in the governor's mansion? That night I thought, We started this out with a prayer to God, and this is the way you end the evening? It makes me sick to think I prayed with him."
The article goes on to describe what Ashcroft has in mind for the people he serves.
Last February, a proposal known as the Domestic Security Enhancement Act (nicknamed Patriot II) leaked from the Justice Department, causing instant consternation—at which point Ashcroft assured everyone that it was simply a draft, that's all. It gave a fair idea, however, of options being considered. "I don't think it's dead by any stretch of the imagination," says Barr. The ACLU's executive director, Anthony Romero, observes, "It was clear Ashcroft was caught with his hand in the cookie jar. But what you're finding now is that they're taking pieces of Patriot II and sprinkling it across pieces of legislation."

Among its provisions: the creation of a DNA database of terrorism suspects and their associates. The power to wiretap Americans for 15 days without a court order after terrorist attacks. The ability to block bail for terrorism suspects, make secret arrests, and expand the federal death penalty to convicted terrorists. In addition, as Patriot II revealed, the government would like to revoke the American citizenship of anyone who helps an organization the attorney general deems terrorist.
Kudos to Vanity Fair for printing this article. Let them know you approve by buying a copy of it. In fact, let them know with an email that you bought this issue particularly because of the article. They just might be tempted to commission more of the same.
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